So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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