He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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