So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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