Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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