I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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