I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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