But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
