With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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