I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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