She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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