what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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