I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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