theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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