pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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