Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My hand turned me down
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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