The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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