You're earring is so big in my mouth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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