office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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