i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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