I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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