I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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