belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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