its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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