You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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