Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No...this little piggys going to the bar
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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