Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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