I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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