Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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