He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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