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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
