Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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