I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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