You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
