I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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