sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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