My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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