Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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