so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My breasts were aching with rage.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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