I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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