I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
stop calling my apartment porn island.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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