i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
