You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Randomize
