Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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