guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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