Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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