On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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