So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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