the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
And then he peed in my hair
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