Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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