Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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