I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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