i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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