I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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