I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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