just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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