it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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