Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I will be naked everywhere
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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