He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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