i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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