Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How does one acquire holy water?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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